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Draft Review

Full Toretto Alchemist

9 picks · avg -26.1 vs ADP

QB 3r1WR 2r7TE 1r4RB 1r6K 1r10DE 1r12
PickPosPlayervs ADP
1.06#6QBLamar Jackson−37.1
3.06#30QBSam Darnold−135.4
4.07#43TEColston Loveland−15.8
6.07#67RBBhayshul Tuten−0.7
7.06#78WREmeka Egbuka+12.2
9.06#102QBAaron Rodgers−63.6
10.07#115KBrandon Aubrey+21.6
12.07#139DEAlex Singleton−12.9
13.06#150WRDeebo Samuel Sr.inj−3.4

“vs ADP” compares each pick to that player's average draft position across ESPN leagues. A red number means he was taken that many picks early; green means he lasted that many picks longer than expected.

THE VERDICT

Full Toretto Alchemist

Quarterback in round 1. You paid the premium everyone tells you not to pay, and you will spend the season insisting it was worth it.

A kicker in round 10. There is no defence for this and you know it.

On average you took players 26.1 picks ahead of their going rate. Nobody was going to outbid you, because nobody wanted to.

Sam Darnold at 3.06 was 135.4 picks early. He was not going anywhere.

Brandon Aubrey 21.6 picks past his average slot is the one move here that looks like a plan.

Generated from this league's own draft data — every claim above is measured against where players actually went versus their average draft position. No opinions were harmed.