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Politics
Doctors Confirm Mitch McConnell Is Now Deader Than The Guy From Weekend At Bernie's
Comparison deemed unfair to Bernie, who at least kept moving.
By Chad Newsworthy
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Local
Chris Christie Eats All The Cristo At Christ Church During Annual Chili Cookoff
Parish now three sacraments short and out of sour cream.
By Chad Newsworthy
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Politics
Colombia Declares National Cocaine Shortage Emergency Following Hunter Biden Visit
Nation's strategic reserve depleted in under four hours.
By Chad Newsworthy
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Local
Local Man Discovers Democracy, Immediately Regrets It
Area resident stunned to learn his vote counts the same as everyone else's.
By Chad Newsworthy